candlestick holder 12:39 Wed Oct 1
Tell us something you'd never tell anyone in real life
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As a horny teenager I wanked myself listening to my mum and dad have sex.
I got my cock and sort off rubbed it on my cats face so he could lick it quickly. Felt like someone rubbed sandpaper on it for half a second.
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CryBabies
12:58 Thu Oct 2
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I'm a serial killer.
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Spandex Sidney
9:53 Wed Oct 1
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Is it wrong this thread has given me a lob on?
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Ricky Bobby
9:17 Wed Oct 1
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I copy and paste these types of threads to non West Ham work colleagues to make me popular..
It works!
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ILOVEPAOLODICANIO
8:47 Wed Oct 1
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I not only watched the video northern sold sent me of him fucking his dog but i also wanked off to it.
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lab
8:33 Wed Oct 1
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I was working my dog on a day out shooting , she had worked hard and at lunch I went to the gamekeepers kennels to get a dog dish for a drink for her .I noticed a big bag of dog biscuits there and thought she would really appreciate a handful of those . I plunged my hand in and pulled out a handful of dogshit and straw where someone had mucked out the kennels . I didn't fancy my sarnies after this .
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Harewood = Legend
6:05 Wed Oct 1
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My first football kit was the Liverpool Kit sponsored by Candy 1988 i think
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Northern Sold
6:03 Wed Oct 1
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Ha ha ha ha!!!
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roltrader
5:11 Wed Oct 1
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NS, re: your calendar …..whomail
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PDC ON THE VOLLEY
4:56 Wed Oct 1
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But all the time you have a half pint in your hand as that's about the biggest thing you can handle you melt
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PDC ON THE VOLLEY
4:55 Wed Oct 1
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Soldo the calendar on you nobody would want to see as it's either you beasting your black lab or your black lab beasting you in many compromising positions
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Northern Sold
4:47 Wed Oct 1
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I have a Calendar of VOLLEY posing in women's underwear whilst eating high calorie foods.... this month (Oct) he is wearing a black silky thong and peep hole bra whilst sucking on a KFC baragin bucket *
* some of the above may not be true... the month in question was SEPTEMBER
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After8
4:46 Wed Oct 1
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I once voted labour.
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AnotherDay_SameShit
4:37 Wed Oct 1
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Didn't you also get 'a bit of a semi' with the Golf too? You seem to have a fondness for saying that. Odd.
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Grumpster
4:04 Wed Oct 1
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I Sky+ Bargain Hunt and Celebrity Antiques Road Trip on a daily basis and get a bit of a semi when Paul Laidlaw is one of the experts.
Bloke never loses money and is a genius with military memorabilia.
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strong dreams
3:59 Wed Oct 1
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I once fucked my old boots!
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BetterthanKaka
3:57 Wed Oct 1
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Fucking hell!
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Roger Mellie
3:54 Wed Oct 1
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Desmond Tutu is my IDOL.
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The Kronic
3:51 Wed Oct 1
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Roger Mellie 3:48
Or that.
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The Kronic
3:51 Wed Oct 1
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candlestick holder 12:39
Majestic. I can't top that.
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Roger Mellie
3:48 Wed Oct 1
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I prefer KUMB to Hammers Connection.
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Eddie B
3:28 Wed Oct 1
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candlestick in another made up thread shock.
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